The Art of Lying
Professor Severus-So-Done Snape
10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out
The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness.
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Is she a Disney princess?!
how about i stab you in the chest
There’s too much blood and they both know it. This is it. No more redos, no more reset buttons. Dean looks over at where Sam’s sprawled on the ground three feet away. He can barely breathe, ribs skewering his insides, and all he can taste is blood and bile. But he can still see Sammy. Even if Sam can’t see him.
His baby brother’s hazel eyes are slowing but surely glazing over.
Dean feels it coming, the dark, it’s eating away at the corners of his eyes and his mind. He searches for something to say, anything, everything in this last moment, but all he manages to cough out is one, final, single word.
Sam laughs and it’s wet, hacking, his last breath.
“Jerk,” he replies and they both know, sure as anything, that what they’re really saying is “I love you” and “See you soon.”
EJ Su S CH RIS T HW Y
we know exactly what that just said
WHY THE FUCK
REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO GROSSLY SOB WITH ME.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
But just imagine, this happens and then the credits start to role, all quiet and deep. And suddenly the music stops, and we see Dean and Sam in baby. They both wake up with a jerk, and look around. They realize they’re in heaven. Suddenly the radio flicks on. Chuck’s voice filters through. “Welcome boys! How’s it going? Sorry about how you went - MESSY!” “Chuck, is that you?” “Yeah, although here I go by a different name.” “What’s going on.” “Long story. I might tell it to you one of these days. But for now, enjoy your own personal heaven. I made it specially for you.” And Sam and Dean realize that heaven is just them on the road together, for all eternity. So they set off, and the radio puts on a song. The song.
And so Sam and Dean drive off into the distance of heaven, with “Carry on my Wayward Son” playing in the background.
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
This post is so fucking important to me
except for you know, rabies
They’re fucking precious
@KatePeople: Remember when #BenedictCumberbatch stopped by to take some pics with Keira Knightley at #TIFF14? Here’s a sneak peak!
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over